Mafia Takeover??

That is exactly what happened in a dream I had last night, a dream, don't have that many anymore, but in the dream I came home one weekend to the house and found that there were mafia bosses here profiling out members and assigning tasks and cool new suits. I kindly ask what my job will be, i am told I need to gain about 75 pounds before I could begin, about this time i wake up, and think if this is really happening, then go back to sleep and the dream resumes, it was like a extreme home makeover mafia edition. in reality i know this is unlikely but am still wondering what my tasks would be.

Non dream related events, from tuesday deal, everyone is alive and well. busy weekend ahead.